The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters? Counter productive.
It was time to get our chimney cleaned so I called a professional chimney sweep. He checks things out and after 10 minutes hands me an estimate. After checking it out I protested. "Twenty five hundred! Are you nuts? I'll clean it myself! Ok soot yourself.
What do you call a lazy space explorer? A procrastronaut
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger... ...then it hit me.
What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing? A Def Leppard
Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
What happens if you stick a fork in an outlet? The answer might shock you...
A man turns to his wife and says: "Honey, pack your bags because I won the lottery." She asks: "Do I take summer clothes or winter clothes?" He replies: "Take it all, go away."
The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq They call it the Sims Note: this technically a repost
My wife and I share a sense of humour... Coz we have to...She doesn’t have one.
My dog, Mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. "*Bad* Mitten!"
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.