The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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I just got sent down to the stores for 10 metres of electrical wire, 6A rated, five cores (red, blue, yellow, black and earth). Weird flex, but OK.
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Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied? After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19... Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.
Yesterday I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right
I have absolute proof the Covid vaccine isn’t Bill Gates’ way to control us. My husband had the vaccination yesterday and he still hates Microsoft Teams.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
It's not hard to survive a bear attack... so long as you do the bear minimum.
What kind of work do you do?' a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment. 'I'm a Naval surgeon,' he replies. My word!' spluttered the woman, 'How you doctors specialise these days.'
Why couldn’t Henry VIII breath? He had no heir.
A shop keeper fought off a robber with just a price gun! The police are now looking for a person with a price on their head
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse a man, is to lick his ears for 10 minutes. Personally, I think it's nuts.
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries? Because the prose outweigh the cons.