The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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So I was going down on my grandmother and I tasted horse cum. Then I had a thought... what if that's how she died?
Home Remedies Between washing my hands so much and hand sanitizer, my hands have really started getting dried out. Quick tip for my fellow men: hand lotion can help. Yes, I too was shocked it had a dual purpose!
I got a bit bored on a long highway drive and started scrolling through the various voice choices on my GPS. There was a USA accent, a French accent and even an Australian accent. Then I noticed "Wife mode". So I selected it, and nothing seemed to happen, until about 10 miles later the GPS said,"So, if I died, would you get a new GPS?""
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
Who would have thought that one day we'd be smoking weed at a family gathering.... .....but the illegal part would be the gathering.
Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo? They just like the stock!
Nsfw A surprise for dinner My wife asked what I'd like to have for dinner when I got home from work. I told her to surprise me. She said "I'm sleeping with your sister."
Cop: You're going to prison for forgery Suspect: *hands over a 37 dollar bill*Suspect: What was it you were saying?
“What’s your name?" asked a policeman when he stopped me. "Bartholomew." I said."And your last name?" he continued."It's always been Bartholomew." I said.
How do you turn a penny into a dollar? Cut it into four quarters. I haven't seen this one before and i just thought of it on my own but if it's already been done I'm sorry
I pulled 5 cards blindly and got a royal straight flush I was soo happy until i realise i was playing blackjack.
Why was the beach next to the power plant closed? Because it is spark infested waters.
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!