The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What did the eye surgeon say after his first surgery? -Well, that was an eye opening experience.
Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge.
How copper wire was invented. Dad: So, what did you need help with?Son: I need to know how copper wire was invented.Dad: It all started when 2 lawyers were fighting over a penny.Son: ...
Adolf Hitler is discussing plans to invade the Soviet Union with his officers. In order to save cost, Hitler doesn’t want to supply rain gear. He asks his senior officer, “Is it still snowing there” The senior officer replies, “It’s just a little hail, Hitler.”
I love how when you hear certain music, it can really take you places. For instance, the bar I'm currently in are playing Drake so I'm now going somewhere else.
What did the ravioli play on his birthday? Pasta Parcel.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'