The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
A tortoise beat up a snail pretty bad. The snails two friends wanted revenge and so they asked him "do you recollect anything. His name, build, marks etc?"The snail said "No I don't. It happened so fast:-("
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
I got kicked out of the modern art exhibit I was working at... Apparently the correct term is "crime scene."
A very long time ago, the ancients struggled to come up with a term for a 24 hour period. It got very late and they said "lets just call it a day".
Girls be sweating their makeup off at work Call that a 9 to 5
Teacher: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool." Johnny: "So, what are the words?"
Knock knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting here all day to get some candy.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.