The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.