The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
In the sentence "the thief stole a television" where is the subject? In prison
What is the name of the generic form of Viagra? Mycoxafailin
When does a joke become a dad joke When it becomes apparent.
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'