The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War. These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.Why?It's because they are Palindrones.
I made a list of the top 10 most popular wordplay jokes, to see if any of them actually made me laugh No pun in ten did
Give a Brit some tea and you'll make him happy for a day... Teach him how to grow tea...And he'll colonize your country.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... It’s a furry, cuz ducks shouldn’t be talking
what do you call a fake fish? a de"koi">!(if you don't get it, say it out loud)!<
Friendly Letters When I saw the letter h-i while reading the alphabet, I thought I finally had made a friend........ but the I saw the next two letters...
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.