The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Food that makes you cry. My friend gave me grief for tears leaking from my face when I was chopping some strong onions. He called me a weakling, and said there was no food that made him cry.So I threw a coconut at his face.
Why does Kidz Bop cover Drake songs? Because Drake's girlfriends have to have a age appropriate way to listen to his songs.
The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself, that's shellfish.
My dad bought me a Sonicare toothbrush I guess he just wanted me to know.
What do you get when you cross nu metal with professional networking? LinkedIn Park
I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
What did the English use to blow up their enemies ? Tea N Tea.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
How many Venezuelans does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they have no electricity.
Ruth just dumped me. Told me I was too uptight. Well, now I'm Ruthless.
What do you call a knight who turned into an upvote-addict on Reddit? Sir Karmalot.
Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic." The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them... Careless Swissper
What did Tiger Woods get for Christmas? Half of everything.