The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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The new book about Helen Keller is absolutely incredible! The audio book is absolutely unintelligible though.
What do you call a shapeshifter that turns into a human after being an owl? A who man.
How much does it cost for santa to park his sleigh? Nothing- It's on the house
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft.
What time is it? I don't know... it keeps changing.
My work made me go on a training course where I had to lift some Spanish guys over and over It was a Manuel handling course
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan... Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y.
My wife said I had to stop listening to Meat Loaf. I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.
A joke from my Mexican grandmother: What's faster? Lightning, light, or diarrhea? Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
I was dating an Optometrist, but finally needed to break up with her She was sexy and had a great personality, but after a while she was just too annoying in bed.She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this?... or like this?"
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.
For an experiment, my son as been wearing a different Manchester United top for two weeks. So far he's been spat at, verbally abused, and punched... God knows what will happen to him when he leaves the house.