The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Why is Italy shaped like a backslash and not the letter I? Because it is in "italics".
I'm sorry if this is slightly off topic. I was wondering if someone could help me. I'm trying to remember a joke about an owl. All I remember is the punchline was a hoot.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes... Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
What did the guy say when he buried a body in the wrong cemetery plot? "I've made a grave mistake."
So I read my mom's ID card today She's so bad at sex, that she got an F in it
Recently I've been learning how to draw optical illusions so I can surprise my girlfriend with one on her birthday. Unfortunately she walked in and caught me practicing the other day.Her: "What's that!" Me: "I can explain...it's not what it looks like!"
So many weird stuff on the internet these days Makes me think if corona virus was just a 'you are what you eat' by a Batman fan.
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
I pushed a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on many levels
What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common? The phone rings green....green.....green! So you pink it up and say yellow.
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour. It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
I asked my French teach how to say “I am tired.” She just called me fat and gay.
What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it