The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps? He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)
A duck walked into a Harry Potter toy store, and he said to the man, running the store: “hey... got any Snapes?”
“Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”... “Oh, that it’ll be the side effects”
What did the new comic say to the mic? Thanks for the feedback.
What do you call a Labrador who does Magic? Labrakadabrador
Where did the ghost go to for his vacation? He went to Maliboo
Why was the mint jelly so nervous? Because it was always on the lamb.
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop
Did you hear about the cheese that's been working out? Dude's shredded
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What did the termite say after walking into the bar? Is the bar tender here?