The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Girls in Bangkok are like a box of choclates... You never know which one has nuts
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
I have enough money to set me for life... If I die next Thursday.
I got a third degree burn the other day Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup text, my mom asked me what I was reading. I told her:''Tips to cook delicious food.”And then she asked me why I was crying. I answered:"I have reached where they are cutting onions."
what fruit is in the bathroom? a poop apple
What do cannibals on a budget eat? Raw Men noodles
How To Cope With Disappointment' 😉 Saw a sign outside of an office building which said"Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"
What's the difference between a train wagon full of babies and a train wagon full of sand? You can't unload sand using pitchforks.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bacon!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it's too shocking.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, It's a moving violation.
What do witches use to make their hair look perfect? Scare spray.