The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18 The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
What's the difference between a prostitute and the American health system? Nothing. They both f*ck around with you and do absolutely nothing unless you pay them.
Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it? Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today
What do you call a mosquito that is found funny? Malarious
What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel A bell-hop
What do you call Batman and Robin after the get run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon.
Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby? A slow poke!
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice
My niece asked me what Cu.M. stands for It took me 2 minutes to understand it was Cubic Meter and not something I was thinking.
So my wife and I just had our first child. A man ran into the delivery room and stole our child’s umbilical cord. The search lasted for days. We thought there was no hope in finding the cord. A few days later we were advised that the man and the cord were found. He was hiding on a navel base.
I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
What do you call a hypothetically sliced apple? A core concept.
Why did the Helium atom feel lonely? No one wanted to bond with it would be a logical answer. The truth is, it is just an asshole!
I really have no idea what carbon dating is... But, I'll try anything at this point.
Three men came to visit Confucius They asked him:''Oh wisest of them all, is a men who shaves his butt gay?''He responded: "Well, he who cleans his house must be expecting visitors."