The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards? He's just there so he won't get slimed.
You have to admire Amish people for their great sense of self-derision. You can find tons of jokes making fun of them on Reddit... But you never see one of them writing a disapproving comment below.
My buddy told me a joke about oxygen and potassium It was O K
Why didn't Barca fans eat anything this morning? Because they 8-2 much last night.
Why did the oyster's girlfriend leave him? He was shellfish in the seabedNo, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.
I've just released my own fragrance No one else in the car liked it though.
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases in here."The helium doesn't react.
How do you clean plate-mail? In the dishwasher.
A monkey asks another monkey - What are you doing?- Eating a banana.- But why is it brown?- Because I'm eating it the second time.
My dad just got a tall new grill and I’m worried he’ll get hurt trying to use it. The steaks have never been higher.
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
Had a bunch of missed calls yesterday... They were from my buddy Mike complaining he was sore all over. I think I missed Mike ache day.
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.It was a sham rock.