The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
Why did the cat get fined? Because he was caught littering.
AskReddit is 16 years old next month ... Typical teenager, it has an answer for everything.
When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore. ... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.
I call my toilet the oval office.. It's got a think tank, and a pipeline for delivering healthcare reform.
A building inspector for an old European town found that all buildings built between 1584 and 1750 had significant structural flaws. Otherwise, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.