The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.
I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?" She responded "That's because it's an Evian"Edit 1: Thanks for the awards kind stranger!!!!!Edit 2: I've never got this many awards! I wish I could give you all one back!!!
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, "First offender?"The woman replies, "No judge, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...