The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Thai Girl Last summer, I was sitting next to this hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
I got sick in a small hotel in Madrid. I called to the front desk and they said they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said: "No one expects te spanish inn physician. "
I plotted a graph of my past mistakes It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
Can of coke fell on a mans head from a high building Fortunately he survived because it was just a soft drink!!!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.