The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I could never work at a Subway… Couldn’t work at a place where’s its “appropriate” for someone to walk in and ask for a 6 inch Italian.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
Did you know that you can't breathe with your tongue out? Pull your tongue back, you look like a donkey.
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog. I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. 5 minutes before the bell, Bob handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Bob!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?""Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do."
Any tips on removing ice from my windshield? I tried an old discount card, only got 20% off.
Why don't the other numbers like to play with 1? Because he always won.
My wife makes my pancakes too thin. Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What's the most patriotic sport? Flag football.
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They're on the house!
What's a skeleton's favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup