The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? A: Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can't jump.
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it's pretty handy.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.