The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.