The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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BREAKING NEWS: Man arrested due to possessing a stolen calendar He got twelve months
I don't trust Greek instruments. They're mostly lyres.
Who do you call to fix an atom? A quantum mechanic
I thought I spilled coffee all over my keyboard. My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.
A tree says to another tree, her boyfriend, "I think we should break up" The other tree: "why wood you do this"
A woman gets on an Elevator with a Man The Woman says "TGIF"So the man says "SHIT"The woman again says "TGIF"And again the man says "SHIT"So finally the woman explains TGIF means Thank God Its FridayAnd the man says SHIT means Sorry Honey Its Thursday
What will Dave Grohl say when his children start going back to school after the pandemic? Walkin' to learn again....
A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw.
Two elderly ladies were sitting around complaining about things. Mertle: "I can't stand when people shorten names that don't make sense. I mean, I get Bob from Robert and Dave from David, but how do you get Dick from Richard?" Edna: "If you ask him nicely."
And Jesus says to his followers, ¨I will turn this water into wine.¨ And the guy says, ¨Sir, this is a rehab center.¨
I love bath time, it allows me to play with my favorite toys. My personal favorite is the toaster
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.