The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Two English tourists were driving through Wales.At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch they asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument.Can you pronounce where we are,very,very,slowly?" The girl leaned over and said:“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
She kept saying that the Earth was flat while the elevator we were in kept going up. She was wrong on so many levels
What do you call someone who is both a physician who can treat you and a physician who cannot?!?!?!?!?! A pair-a-docs.
In highschool, my girlfriend and I were asked to rearrange PNSEI to form a word She said Spine and went on to become a doctor.And the rest of us are reading this on reddit
A limerick about my life right now I might soon be resting in clover,At the end of my days as a rover.But I'm still not appeasedWhether I've got disease,Or just that I'm really hungover.
For my birthday I bought a pair of ghost bumblee earrings. This way my face can always be between a pair of boo-bees.
What color is the wind? Blew
Donkey could take down Bruce Lee... ...because he entered the dragon
What do you call a family of Mexican-American robots? Tex Mechs
How many lips does a flower have? Tulips
When my wife was in labor I would tell her jokes to keep her mind off the pain. She wasn't amused though. I think it was the delivery.
How do you know when an Irishman has a stomach ache? He’ll be Dublin over
Why wouldn't the jelly come out of the jar? It was jammed.
What do men do standing up and women do sitting down and dogs do by lifting one leg? Shake hands, of course!
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.