The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.