The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
Hey did you hear about the gathering of St Patricks Day enthusiasts who all contracted a contagious skin disease? Yeah they’re calling it Leper-con.
I saw my friends having a screaming match with each other so I told them, “Remember, argue with facts and not curses.” So now I’m APPARENTLY banned from the Witches Gatherings from now on.
What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay.
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
So I nutted in this girls hair a few weeks ago.... I know Im black, but she didnt need to call it gorilla glue ):
What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim
Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory? It was raining Datsun cogs.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.