The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
Erik the Red wanted people to come and live in his new found ice covered land so he named it Greenland.
I'm friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.... ..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy .>!gf is prego!<>!we like to get kinky anyways!<>!one night things get particularly saucy!<>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob... read more
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I’m having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked:Then why did you eat him?”
Newton pushed against our understanding of science and math But science and math pushed back