The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What state is always surprised to see you? Ohio
How much weight do you lose after having a wisdom tooth taken out? A molar mass.
I told a bedtime story to an orange once. I call that pulp fiction.
I think it was a mistake to call childbirth “delivery”. It should have been called “takeout” instead.
What do ghosts wear to see better? Spooktacles.
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn't have the guts.
Without geometry life is pointless.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.