The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Never judge a book by its cover. Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
As a lumberjack starts his chainsaw he hears the tree begin to cry. “Please don’t cut me down!” The tree pleads, “I’ll do anything!” The lumberjack says, “Fine! If you can solve this impossible riddle that has fooled some of the greatest minds from doctors, writers to philosophers, I’ll spare you.” The tree was stumped.
I woke up and watched the Religion channel for a change... And there was a man shouting at me on the tv. "YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS, BUT YOU HAVE ALREADY SINNED TODAY!". "But I just woke up, I'm still in bed", I thought. I rolled over and asked my sister if I had sinned today.
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
What do you call it when Chinese soup almost falls off a table? Wonton endangerment.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip
It's too early for hurricane jokes wait for everything to blow over first.
How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
Why was the robot so tired after his road trip? He had a hard drive.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1