The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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A JOKE MY DAD CAME UP WITH Since the united states has a nationwide coin shortage, does that mean we lack common cents?
I don't mind being divorced. But I'd rather be widowed.
What will happen if they decide to cast out Tom Cruise off of Mission Impossible? the movie will be Impossible.
What form of art is very popular among college kids? Ramen doodles
How do you make gold soup? Add 24 carrots
A Buddhist morning be like Rice and shrine everyone!
A man bought an olympic condom pack Husband: Hey see I got a olympic condom packWife: huh, what is thatHusband: It has condoms named with medals. Let ne use the gold one.Wife: Nah use the silver one.Husband: Why?Wife: You should come second for a change
If mass and energy are the same thing, how come the fatter you get, the lazier you become?
a man has been stealing tires from the cops I guess you could say the cops are tirelessly looking for him.
Did you guys hear that the pearl thief is still at large? The oysters are calling it a clamity.
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head "Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"
I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big Banner.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What did the photon say when asked if she needed to check a bag? "No thanks, I'm traveling light!"