The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!