The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋

What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.

A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!

Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.

What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!

[OC] My first music class in school started with the teacher letting us check out the instruments to decide what we wanted to play. I put a thump on a drum. I put a twang on the guitar. I even put a honk on the saxophone. After I was given my instrument I confessed that I wanted to play the bell. My teacher told me that if I liked it then I should have put a ring on it.

Prof to the student: Did you study geography? Student: Yes sir. Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky? Student: At page 35 prof.

My friend was an ex 'flat-earther' He finally came around

A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.

This waitress asked me a really stupid question She said, "how did you find your steak sir?"I said, "well, I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was."

I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now.