The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋

What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.'

What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'

My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

Internet Explorer is so slow in catching up that... Microsoft Edge had to go back in time to tell Internet Explorer that it has been replaced

My doctor recommended exposure therapy to get over my fear of being insulted, so she set me up with a specialist. It turned out to be a great diss appointment.

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, “I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten. Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. “Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten?” Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Muslims.”

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake. Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

First upvotes were enough, then gold and platinum. Now it’s awards. After we build up a tolerance, I can’t wait to try what Reddit scientists are cooking up as the next praise drug.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?

What is more difficult than getting an assault rifle in the U.S.? Getting a water bottle in a Georgia voting line

Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.