The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Anagram of "mother in law" Woman Hitler
I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it High 'n Fibre
Knock knock Who's there?AshAsh who?Bless you.
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words? Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Meanwhile At The Pearly Gates Jesus was relieving St Peter at the Pearly Gates. An old man asked for admission."Name ?", said Jesus."Joseph.""Occupation?""Carpenter."Jesus become excited. "Did you have a son?""Yes.""Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?""Yes!"... read more
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
How To Climb A Ladder: The Complete Guide Step 1: Step 1Step 2: Step 2Step 3: Step 3Step 4: Step 4Step 5: Step 5
Never argue with a fictional character Their minds are completely made up
Why did the redneck want to become a paleontologist? He heard they deal with relative dating!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
A: Why are peppers the best at archery? B: Because they habanero.
It was a lovely wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.