The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
A supervillain walks into a bank and says, "I'm Mr Marijuana Frostbite...! ...and I'm a stoned cold killer!"
LMAO IM AT MY SCHOOL TALENT SHOW AND DUDE SAYS “Before I begin, I want to make sure this mic is working” “If your name is Michael, please stand up” Then a couple dudes stand up And he goes “That concludes the mike check” stolen from twitter @ cheyrubi
I was surprised about the questions they asked on my online job application. First they asked if want to have sex with male or female .And now they want me to choose who i want to race with.
I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly what I expected.
My tennis coach got really upset at me for how I was re-stringing the equipment. He said... "STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!"
The only CD shop near my house sells nothing but old albums. Guess there’s no hot singles in my area.
A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals. It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.
There's this amazing joke about Saudi Arabia's currency, but I forgot where I heard it Then I remembered that I found the Riyal joke in the comments
How often do scientists check the table of elements? Periodically
Really tired today... Feels like I had a long March.
What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon? You get a crushed turtle.
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen. She's completely dotty.
An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost."
A policeman stops a woman for driving over the speed limit. A policeman stops a woman for driving over the speed limit. The policeman approaches the window and the woman says to the cop:”I thought that you didn’t give ticket to pretty women”The policeman answers:”Actually, we don’t. So sign here please.”
2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar What happened next will blow your minds!