The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty

What do you call an illegal game show? Steal or No Steal

My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!

Introducing digital “crypto” humor. There is no set up. There’s no joke, and there is no punchline. You have to just trust that it’s funny.

A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises. The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"The man replies, " like a glove."

Whats the difference between a piano, a keyboard and a bottle of glue? The piano doesnt need electricity, the keyboard does.

I once lied in biology class and told everyone I could touch the tiny hairs in my nose - They all laughed. I'd never felt cilia.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed nor can it be returned without a receipt.

Why should you cook kale in coconut oil? Makes it easier to slide it right into the trash.

I have just started a relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding but quite challenging though... It took months to get her husband's voice right.

If fire and water are both elements, what is steam? Better than Epic.

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.