The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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My wife asked why I had so many olives on my plate. I told her it’s because I didn’t eat olive them.
Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
I had a disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad >!I was tossing all night!<
What do hermit crabs say when they answer the phone? Shello
What did the high potato say to the russet potato? I'm baked
A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain. The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant He said: it’s naan of your business
Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi.
Somebody set an alarm... ... To wake up green day.
Two miners walk out of the mine after a hard days work, one carrying a shovel and the other a stick. The one carrying the shovel turns and asks, "Where's your shovel?" And the other responds, "sure does".
What's the worst part about an unexpected box of Crayons? It's out of the blue.
The guy who invented velcro shoes thought to himself 'Why knot?'
I had a teacher in high school, Ms Turtle. She tortoise well.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I looked like you, I'd be in a zoo