The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
Why did Doc get such a good selling price on the Delorean? It was only driven from time to time
A man is walking down the street with a length of string trailing behind him ... Why are you pulling that string along ? asked a nosey cop. The mans answer? “You try pushing it”!
My friend says to me, What rhymes with orange?And I told him, No it doesn't!
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.