The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Me: What’s a pirates favorite letter?Unwitting person just living their life: R?Me: R’s what you’d think but it’s the C they love!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
German tourist visits Poland Guy at the airport: Nationality?German dude: GermanGuy at the airport: Occupation?German dude: Nein, nein, only vacation.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.