The Best (and Worst) Dad Puns & Wordplay 👋
Get ready for a pun-filled adventure with our collection of dad puns & wordplay! These jokes are packed with clever twists on words, perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and a bit of wit. Whether you’re a fan of groan-worthy puns or enjoy a clever turn of phrase, our dad puns & wordplay will have you chuckling in no time. Explore the funniest and most creative wordplay that only dads can deliver!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.