The Best (and Worst) Dad Puns & Wordplay 👋

A Chinese guy in the U.S. goes to exchange his currency. He exchanges C¥10,000 and gets US$1,500.The next day, he exchanges another C¥10,000, but gets only US$1,499. He asks why.The exchange clerk says, “Fluctuations.”The Chinese guy is shocked for a moment, and yells back, “Fluctuamelicans!”

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer song writer.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil

So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait? Doesn't seem like it

I just realised my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof I was shocked.

It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"

When trouble brews, why do members of the White House staff rush the president to the Oval Office? Because he can never be cornered there.

Why is the west of Africa weaker than the east of Africa? Because the west is a Ghana (goner)(Created by my son)

Why did the dollar bill go to a therapist? He wasn't making any cents.

“You’re the bomb!” “No, you’re the bomb!” In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What do you call a Snowman with a six pack? .............. An abdominal Snowman. 😉

No Good Question Goes Unbilled... A man went to a lawyer and asked what his fee was. The lawyer says, "$100 for three questions.""Isn't that a bit steep?" asked the man."Yes," said the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*

A group of girls named Karen, Jane and Ruth often hang out. What are Karen and Jane like by themselves? Completely Ruthless

Dad joke alert: why didn't the crab and lobster get along? They were too shellfish.