The Best (and Worst) Dad Puns & Wordplay 👋

So The Canadian Government Is Changing The 2 Dollar Coin Under pressure from the LGBT community the Canadian government is taking the Iconic polar bear off the 2 dollar coin and replacing it with 2 male deer mating. Now everyone who has one will have “2 Fucking Bucks” in their pockets

How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.

What do you call it when you play EDM in a forest? Tree-House

What music to kangaroos like?? Hip hop!!!!

Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.

What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.

I’m giving up drinking, for a month. *(oops, incorrect punctuation)*I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.

When I was a child, my mom’s nickname for me was Exclamation Point. She was shocked I wasn’t a period.

What do you call a singing Laptop A Dell

What is the longest word in the English language? "smiles"...The first and last letters are a mile apart

Do you want to know how often i say element jokes? Periodically.

I saw a man walking down the road with a woman on his back I said "where are you going?"He replied "Fancy dress party""What as?" I asked"Tortoise" the man shouted back"Who's she?" I questionedTo which he responded "That's Michelle"

We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property. It was a real ass hole.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.