The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke Calendar 👋
Start each day with a smile using our Daily Dad Joke Calendar! Packed with a fresh dad joke every day, this calendar is the perfect way to add humor to your daily routine. Whether you’re a fan of puns, one-liners, or classic dad jokes, our Daily Dad Joke Calendar ensures you’ll never be without a good laugh. Explore our collection and make every day a little funnier with a new dad joke to enjoy!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
A joke my Grandmother told me today. So a termite walks into a bar. He sits down on one of the stools and asks the man behind the counter “Is the bar tender here?”
BREAKING NEWS: A man was presented into the ER after shoving 6 plastic horses up his ass... Doctors say that his condition is stable.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'