The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke Calendar 👋

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

Don't believe everything you read in public toilets Sharon was not up for a good time and it was a very awkward phone call

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'

Have you ever noticed the tags that you can use when posting on r/Jokes? For some reason, people can't use the OC tag in their posts.

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"

I think I thought of a great joke about yoga But you might need to help me with the punchline, it's a bit of a stretch.

We also have a great collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids.

What does Lucifer eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'

What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'