The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke Calendar 👋

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.

A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.

What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries

Somebody once gave me advice on dating to “just be yourself” and “be the true you”... ...he was an actor.

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.

If you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community That would be a reservation reservation reservation.

Little Red Riding Hood walks alone through the dark forest. Suddenly she hears a rustling behind a thick bush.She pushes the branches and bushes aside and suddenly the big bad wolf is sitting in front of her."Oh, bad wolf. Why do you have such big red eyes?""Get out of here. I'm pooping!"

Why did the exotic perfume salesman continue going out during lockdown? He had no common scents

What is Elon Musk's favorite country? Mad-at-gas-car

There was a Motorcycle crash in my street I shouted “let me through “ are you a doctor they asked I said “ no it’s my Pizza”

Just got fired from da carpet factory. I can't understand it. I kept telling dem how much I love working on da rugs.

Thanks to my internet service provider, I was finally able to read a book.... They had an outage

Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'

Earlier today I saw a fish in a hospital waiting room going up to people and giving them medical advice. I said "Oi fish, stop that, what do you think you're doing?!"He said "Don't worry about it, it's ok... I'm the Sturgeon General".

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'