The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke Calendar 👋
Start each day with a smile using our Daily Dad Joke Calendar! Packed with a fresh dad joke every day, this calendar is the perfect way to add humor to your daily routine. Whether you’re a fan of puns, one-liners, or classic dad jokes, our Daily Dad Joke Calendar ensures you’ll never be without a good laugh. Explore our collection and make every day a little funnier with a new dad joke to enjoy!
What was the excuse the closeted necrophiliac gave his girlfriend for missing dinner? "Was out having a cold one with the boys"
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...
What does the giraffe say when it bites down a biscuit? A little goes a long way
A zookeeper calls an ambulance and says: "Help, a crocodile took my leg off!" The EMT asks: "Oh my god, which one?""I don't know", the zookeeper says, " those bastards all look the same!"
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.
Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people. After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes
Anyone else ever have their cake day hit them out of nowhere and have no real joke prepared? Yeah me neither.
How do you start a Revolution on a budget? Using a Coup-on.
My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!