The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke Calendar 👋

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.

My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!

If you think Thursday are depressing, wait two days Then it would be a sadder day (Saturday)

We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.

My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.

Just bought a new game where you have to paint pictures of Ancient Iran It’s called Prints of Persia

I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia... It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.

With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships' It's on paperview

A new set designer was hired at the filming company. He was fired shortly after for making a scene.

A ciclist who just started a farming business needs to harvest his crops, what does he do? He buys sickles

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

New Years resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution