The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke Calendar 👋

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.

I’m crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad. Oh well, it’s a labour of glove.

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'

My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

When I was young everybody believed in me The doctor saw in me a potential physician The teacher saw in me a potential professor The chef saw in me a potential cook The priest saw in me a potential partner

What did the telecommunications infrastructure company director say in response to requests to alter his company's 5G network blueprint from government officials in order to satisfy privacy concerns? It's my way or the Huawei

2016 where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States

What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.