The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
A woman walked into the dentist's clinic very nervously and said, "I'm scared. I'd rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out." "Fine with me," said the dentist, "but I'll have to adjust the chair."
Have you heard of the salad crisis in Hungary? The situation really needs a dressing!
My New Year’s resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorant. Roll on 2019
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks. They're mouth-breathers anyway.
I go to the doctor and he asks for a stool sample. I pull out a small chair from my bag. The doctor yells at me for wasting his time and kicks me out of his office. I go home still not knowing why I'm shitting furniture. My nightmare continues.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.