The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Why is it a bad idea for jealous people to date an archaeologist? Because they are always *dating* other people.
A calendar goes to the doctor and asks him to give it to him straight... “Okay. You’ve got 12 months.”
Security officer: If you find a USB outside, don't bring it into the office Me (taking notes): Note to self: Only bring international bees into the office
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What's common between a sperm bank and a coffee shop? you can get a Cup o' Joe at both places.
Dad, do you know why it's so dark out? No sun.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She leaned over and whispered, "They're right behind you. . ."
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.