The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.